Quoth Joss Whedon

“Apparently there is only One True b!X and we should stop worshipping false b!Xes. I had a golden b!X calf that was so cute, but it’s eBay bound.”

I live in the Portland of Oregon.

Might or might not be twitchy, unreliable-looking.
All packaging, no product. Elitist douche. Lion.

Between-jobs introvert; will work for pay.